Donette Make My Brown Eyes Blue

Photo and Submission by: Selma Nilla

Crystal Gayle is no Linda Ronstadt, and Donettes are no Krispy Kremes. But, they are the B teams you go to when the donut shops are closed and you've accidentally left your Ronstadt 8-track in your friend Barb's El Camino. Feeble attempts to satisfy what your soul really craves. Here is a way to kick your Donette's up a notch:

Add some whipped cream to the eye of the Donette and top with blueberries.

Here's another Donette quick tip. If you want to next-level a pair of dark jeans, try eating some powdered Donettes while driving. The powder will drop on your lap and when you try to brush it off it will make your jeans appear to be acid washed. Pretty Good.