Photo and Submission by: Selma Nilla
Teddy Grahams, who can control them? These fuckin' guys are always looking for trouble. The graham in them makes them seem dry but because they're close cousins to the gummy bear they have a penchant for sticky situations.
I remember hearing about this one Teddy Graham on Teddy Land, the online home for Teddy Grahams, who went to put his shoes on and they didn't fit. Pretty fucked right? So he's like, "What the fuck Mom?" and they head to the store to get more shoes. But get this, they stop at the park on the way there THEN go to the store. Ain't that some shit? Adventures man, you know.
Anyways, they have some really good stories under "story time" on Teddy Land, the online home for Teddy Grahams.
If I were to write a story, it would be about the Teddy Grahams crashing their chopper while running embargoed cinnamon sticks out of Bangladad. While trying to find their way back to the shoreline they happen upon some chocolate cake mix tar pits where half the men are lost to the munchies.
Bring this story to life. You already have cake mix in your pantry but don't want to wait for it to bake. Take the chocolate cake mix and dip some Teddy Grahams in it. Chocolate Grahams taste sensational!
3 comments:
Nice job, Selma! But one question, where exactly is Bangladad???
it's on the south east divide of the western most equatorial continental rim, due north
they are known for their blanket making and tar pits
-selma
O gawd, this sounds amazing.
Must... eat it.
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