Nilla Wafer, Chocolate Frosting and Caramel Sliders

Photo by: Sketch Johanson

All I can say is, sinister. I really don't know how else to describe this latest creation, which just happens to resemble little pulled-pork sliders. I ate one while I was making the dish and felt like I needed to go to confession for my sins. I actually looked around to see if Satan was there giving me a thumbs up and a wink. It's seriously that good.

This was an idea given to me by a friend. People are now aware of the fact that I'm doing this blog and I'm getting dope suggestions left and right. My friend Billy Shenanigans told me something about cake frosting, Nilla Wafers, something else and something else, but when I was at the grocery store I couldn't remember it all. So I got Nilla Wafers, chocolate cake frosting and hot caramel sauce. I later found out it was supposed to be vanilla frosting and raspberry sauce or something, so I wasn't even close. Sorry Billy.

But yeah, these things are straight-up crazy. The best thing is, and I can attest to this personally, is when you have "extra" cake frosting sitting around you can pretty much dip anything in the tub and it will immediately put you in the Devil's La-Z-Boy for a few minutes. Last night I used Oreos to scoop out the frosting and almost fainted after finishing off an entire row. If Food Network signed a contract with the Devil to stay on air, this dish would be on the first episode under the new management.