Abres de Fair Griller dans Lac de Magie! (Trees of Toast in a Lake of Magic)

Photo and Submission by: Selma Nilla

Every couple years I remember Magic Shell exists and suddenly God's glorious sun shines a little brighter. But with such highs are the counterbalancing lows and there is no bigger boner killer than getting a bottle of Magic Shell home only to find the Magic has died.

From my experience 2 out of 3 bottles have gone wrong. Whether it's congealed to super thick consistency or separated leaving a clear weirdness on top, and who knows what's on bottom, probably from shipping and storing in a range of temperatures. Magic Shell is a volatile substance. I think it's like a 5.0 on the Pauling Scale or something (that's a funny joke for those who kinda know what I'm talking about and an even funnier joke for those that know I have no idea what I'm talking about). My point is, like plutonium, Magic Shell should be respected when shipped and handled and until grocers realize this, buying a bottle is going to be a roll of the dice.

If you do get a good bottle and have run out of ice cream or just want to next-level the Magic, try this frozen Ego French Toast Strips dipped in Magic Shell. Awesome!